"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches."

— Dita von Teese (via niselle)

(via doorm0use)

Posted 2 days ago

1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

Posted 1 week ago

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

Posted 1 week ago